Life is unfair. But that's for everyone, so I guess life is fair!


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
WITHOUT cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant
with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q.Why it is impossible to send a telegram to
Washington today ?
A: Because he is dead.

Q.What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A: Rain

Q.What is that no man ever saw which never was but
always will
be
?
A: TOMORROW

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A: AGE.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A: Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A: Because it is too tyred.